it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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