And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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