So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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