Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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