Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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