Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I have post one night stand depression
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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