I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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