Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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