My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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