Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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