3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
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Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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