All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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