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"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB

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(313): "You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB http://tfl.nu/8qh8

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I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.

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(201): I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom. http://tfl.nu/i9mn

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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.

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(602): So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw. http://tfl.nu/cazb

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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.

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(201): Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one. http://tfl.nu/7onj

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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.

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(914): just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic. http://tfl.nu/5aat

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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.

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(416): Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements. http://tfl.nu/qg9u

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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.

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(201): He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me. http://tfl.nu/n6mr

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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out

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(573): You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out http://tfl.nu/kgmu

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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...

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(515): I have never made a good decision in that bathroom... http://tfl.nu/32pz

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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.

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(617): You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints. http://tfl.nu/h72d

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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim

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(913): I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim http://tfl.nu/0xxd

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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.

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(469): She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker. http://tfl.nu/zanh

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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me

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(903): Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me http://tfl.nu/adub

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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.

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(704): Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second. http://tfl.nu/m6sh

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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.

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(307): The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin. http://tfl.nu/jijz

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