doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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