Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
the condom got lost in my hair
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
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I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best