I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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