No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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