I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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