on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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