quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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