she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Also, beer. Big fan.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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