Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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