That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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