i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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