i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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