I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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