We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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