BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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