btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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