good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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