He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My boob is missing a layer of skin
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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