Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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