why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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She told me I should be a condom model.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.