What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
