I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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