Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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