you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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