I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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