Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
