You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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