God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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