ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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