my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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