You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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