'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
my shit smells like andre
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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