I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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