i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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