I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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