You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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