I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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