Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
this hospital has no fireball
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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