As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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