I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
