We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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