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I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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