Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection

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(847): View more from Illinois

How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.

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(408): View more from California

It's chlamydia! Thank God!

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'

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(818): View more from California

I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.

(818): View more from California

I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?

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