We're facebook friends in real life
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style