Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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