dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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